Hawk and Rev: Vampire Slayers

Philip “HAWK” Hawkins is obsessed with the idea of hunting vampires; it’s his entire existence. After being discharged from the Army for impaling a fellow soldier with a wooden plank, Hawk finds himself nearly dying of monotony as a night security guard at an abandoned warehouse in Santa Muerte, California. Just when it seems like Hawk’s life has hit a dead end, he encounters real vampires. Naturally, no one believes his claims. Cornered and desperate, with his trusty Karate Kid headband on and a swarm of bloodthirsty vampires approaching, Hawk turns to the only person who somewhat trusts him—Revson “REV” McCabe, a clueless, vegan-pacifist groundskeeper. Together, they team up to save the world—or at least their hometown.