Cheerleader Ninjas

Four lively and naive cheerleaders from Happy Valley High, known as the Hamsters, find themselves wrongly accused by the interfering Church Ladies of introducing “Internet smut” into their children’s lives. In response, the Church Ladies enlist Stephen, a teacher with an ambiguous sexual identity from the nearby Parochial Reform School, to discipline the cheerleaders. However, the cheerleaders face a bigger threat than Stephen. Hidden in the background is Mr. X, a sinister genius who is exploiting the cheerleaders as test subjects for his Internet Zombie Domination software.