An Accidental Zombie (Named Ted

Ted insists he’s not a zombie, despite appearances. After all, he only developed a “skin condition” during his Caribbean vacation and has a craving for brains—who doesn’t? He’s optimistic that life will improve once he inherits his grandfather’s wealth; he just needs to wait for his grandfather to pass away. Meanwhile, as if his life wasn’t already peculiar, Ted finds himself trailing an attractive vampire into a group therapy session where the attendees all have supernatural afflictions. Indeed, things have escalated from bizarre to downright absurd.